--FRENEMY--

--FRENEMY--

I so bored lately, in order for me not to die of boredom, i created a post dedicated to my

Frenemy. Thanks to this website I just happened to bump into (http://myzticreflection.tripod.com/bitchyquotes.html), I can finally say this bitchy quotes/poems and dialogues and dedicate it to them.

Just in case you are not familiar with the term, here is the meaning.

According to my best friend’s (Google) cousin (Wikipedia.com).

--"Frenemy”

In personal relationships, the use of the term "frenemy" has become increasingly used to describe two (or more) people who are apparently friends, but are actually enemies. Such relationships may occur due to the desire (of either) to keep a close eye on the actions of the other (i.e. keep your friends close, but keep your enemies even closer).

It is commonly used to describe two people who are apparently friends, but actually dislike each other. This may be because they feel the need to keep up appearances, or because they do not want to lose mutual friends.

Now, I know that this is all too surreal for you guys. We all have friends like this, so far I have around 4-5 people who I consider as a frenemy. I mean come on, don’t think I am that stupid not to know you are talking behind my back. Well guess what! we are also talking behind your backs times 10 to the 20^th power (AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHAH). Anyways, here goes.

To the Ugly duckling (who will never be a swan)

- Poor girl or boy (*wink), desperately trying so hard. Got busted one too many times, I am not saying that I am handsome... But hey I am not ugly either.

“What a shame...looks like the ugly fairy kissed you on both cheeks!”

“Mirrors don't talk and lucky for you they don't laugh!

To the Feeling Bright (whose head is as empty as a noodle bowl on winter)

- Poor girl or boy (*wink), I just have one thing to say “Correct Grammar and Pronunciation - [pruh-nuhn-see-ey-shuhn] since you are very special I got you a poem: yey!

“Roses are red violets are blue

sugar is sweet and so are you,

but the roses are wilting, the violets are dead

the sugar bowls empty and so is your head”

To the Great Pretender (Hallucination with a touch of Delusion of grandeur)

I pretend, pretend, and did I say he pretends? I won’t say anymore so as not to divulge anything. He/she/it is a delusional girl. Suffering from post traumatic feeling syndrome. When all of his potential BF/GF/Partner is blown away by the air that he exhales. (hahahaah)

Since he/she/it is another case. Here is a dialogue just for you.

What is your worst sin? My vanity. I spend hours before the mirror admiring my beauty. That isn't vanity, dear, that's imagination.

To the Feeling Important

Since I cannot find any quotes, dialogue or any bitchy lines about this. I am just going to say it straight.

YOU ARE NOT!

ohhh you are here pala?!

But then again guys, we all have a lot of frenemy. You might think I am the devils advocate right about now. But hey I cannot blame you. But I can explain something,

“I’m an angel! Honest! The horns are just there to keep the halo up straight!”

Have a Happy Easter you guys!