He gave me PB’s number.
His number has been in my phonebook give or takes a Week. One day I finally got so bored and decided to send a message to PB.
PB: Ok lang, Hus dis?
Dhon: I’m Dhon.
PB: Were did you get my number?
Dhon: B gave me your number? Is it alright to be textmates?
After countless text messages (really didn’t mind, since we are both using Sun Network and I am on unlimited text for 7 days) we finally arrived to planning to meet. As I was about to open the topic of why not meeting now to get this over with; it seems PB is not ready and he asked me the weirdest question.
PB: are you Male or Female?
Whaaaat?! I thought i was clear from the beginning that I am not a girl. Plus do you know a mother who would name his daughter DHON? So benefit of the doubt was swirling on my mind. i thought maybe in their planet Dhon is a unisex name.
Dhon: Male po. Discreet. (Char! – I know I know! Reserve your violent reaction on the comment section)
Hey if you are not into it. I am cool with it just tell me.
PB: Nope I am cool with it.
“Curious” I though. B told me that he is not straight. So I asked him the same question..
Dhon: Ikaw? You straight or Discreet?
PB: Discreet before but going staright
I almost fell out of my chair.. WHHAAATTT??! Merong ganun?
How do you go from Gay to Straight? Is there a specific diet or routine?
After receiving that reply he immediately fell in the “Potential Emotional F*ckwit Category” and I already made a promise to myself to avoid those kinds of people… These are the type of people i have been attracting lately; like moth to a fire and don't get me wrong i did gave it a chance and it was a Disaster.. "NEVER AGAIN"
So i bid farewell to PB in my mind and erased his number with a smile on my face.
I think i just spared myself future Pains