Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Why You're Not Getting Laid




I was again tagged by one of my friends with this on Facebook.
Now, I have to admit some of these are reasons why i didn’t sleep with someone.
Probably because these are a Major MAJOR Turn off in a date..

Would you like to sleep with a person who smells bad (2%), Bad Hygiene or is full of HOT AIR?

I didn't think so! :) 

So this is not to lower down your self esteem guys.. But to remind you that these are indeed some of the reasons why the DATE ended with a handshake and not a BED SHAKE…

So.. Wise up!
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10 comments:

  1. UnknownMarch 3, 2010 at 10:04 AM

    Mine was "You're too nice." But it was me, not him. Pfft.

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  2. DhonMarch 4, 2010 at 2:20 AM

    @Manech - hehehehee.. :) Mine is majority of the reason..

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  3. JffkleinMarch 4, 2010 at 2:37 PM

    I'M AFRAID OF TRYING. IT MIGHT GIVE ME NIGHTMARES.. JOKE!

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  4. AnonymousMarch 4, 2010 at 3:24 PM

    talagang may graph?!!!

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  5. DhonMarch 5, 2010 at 12:44 AM

    @Geisha -- Hahahah.. A beautiful nightmare?

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  6. DhonMarch 5, 2010 at 12:44 AM

    @Dabo -- Hahaha.. talagang may graph..

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  7. JffkleinMarch 5, 2010 at 2:12 PM

    i wish it was beautiful as me.. lols

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  8. DhonMarch 8, 2010 at 2:38 AM

    Geisha - LOL... LIKI!

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  9. CooksterMarch 27, 2010 at 7:01 PM

    Napaisip lang ako...

    so kahit na mabaho ka pero may game ka score ka pa din?...lol!

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  10. DhonMarch 29, 2010 at 1:32 AM

    Cookster -- i don't know about you.. pero if the smell is really foul.. turn off.. we better stay as friends nalang cguro.. hahahaha

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